I'm A Lesbian
im missing you @ Parody on Melissa Ferrick
Please Mama, can't you see?
I've always tried to please.
I wore ribbons and jewelry
and make up and perfume
and dresses down to my knees.
You said that it's a phase
just something I'd outgrow
But I got girlfriend and she's got a lawn, that I'd sure like to mow
Go on and wish that Brad Pitt would come along
But I'd prefer Madonna in a lacy thong
Coz I'm a lesbian, I don't like nothing swingin' 'tween their legs
Yea, I'm a lesbian, I don't know why god gave me eggs
When I have sex, it's fun and clean and no man can come in between
No, I don't need no magic wand,
I'm a lesbian.
They talk behind my back and criticize my life
But, I get no complaints from Lou, Tom and Phillip's wife
Coz I'm a lesbian, I'd rather be with Jean than Dick
Yea, I'm a lesbian, a penis doesn't do the trick.
When we go in for 69, I know hers is the same as mine,
hide your wives, 'coz here I come.
I'm a lesbian
I'm a lesbian...
When does cheerleading practice start?...Hey there cutie!